Top 88 Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

About Jerry Seinfeld

These are some quotes by American author Jerry Seinfeld Comedian, who was born on April 29, 1954.

A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.

A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.

Jerry Seinfeld

When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.

When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.

Jerry Seinfeld

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

Jerry Seinfeld

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

Jerry Seinfeld

If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.

If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.

Jerry Seinfeld

I don't want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I'm completely confused. I'm like, 'Didn't you make that movie already?' I've been very fortunate, and I'm well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward.

Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Jerry Seinfeld

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Jerry Seinfeld

Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

Jerry Seinfeld

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.

Jerry Seinfeld

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